Cake is awesome! It makes me happy. I really like cake!
It's sweet and delicious!
It tastes good, and eating good food makes me happy!
It may not be the healthiest, but it makes people happy!
Sometimes, I want to eat multiple slices of cake everyday. I think I should be allowed to do this.
I think that there should be a universal cake day! If one is already existent, it should be more widely known!